Friday, January 18

Juan, Stay Gone

BBTF's Transaction Oracle, Dan Szymborski:

"Criticizing moves is kinda like backseat driving, so I made a list of things that were better ideas than signing Juan Gonzalez in an attempt to be positive and proactive. In order to preserve the site's bandwidth, I'm picking a random 7 of them."

What follows is perhaps the greatest transaction analysis in sports history. Non-nerd MTW decoder ring: cavalry charging at pikemen uphill while being decimated by archers = Bad Idea Jeans.

1 comments [add yours!]:

spanky said...

Hat tip: Subcommandante Pedro.

I didn't immediately notice that the screenshot where he's booking a trip to Fallujah includes five small children. Good stuff.