Friday, February 29

Link-o-rama: Bissextile Edition

That's right: bissextile, bitches! Here's some random nonsense I've recently been amused by:

  • Stuff White People Like - The whole site is gold, but here's a sample from #41, Indie Music:
    "A white person’s iPod (formerly CD collection) is not merely an assemblage of music that they enjoy. It is what defines them as a person. They are always on the look out for the latest hot band that no one has heard of so that one day, they can hit it just right and be into a band BEFORE they are featured in an Apple commercial. To a white person, being a fan of a band before they get popular is one of the most important things they can do with their life."
    The whitest people in the world? Canadians, of course.

  • Shrine of the Mall Ninja - everyone knows one of these kids:
    "The Mall Ninja is easily distinguished by an abundance of “tactical” gear, such as fatigues, a thigh holster (with, of course, a Glock), combat boots, bandolier and other accouterments that you’d usually only see on a SWAT operative. Median age is usually 19-25, and they tend to boast about their various exploits with certain Special Forces units, all of which they’re too young and idiotic to have joined (real Special Forces types don’t brag)."
    The quotes from the guy get better and better as the page continues.

  • Finally, this guy:

"Eat all the donuts!"

2 comments [add yours!]:

spanky said...

Hat tips: ^mortis^, DDI, donuts. Mmmmm, dooooonuuuuts.

spanky said...

And to Subcom for being bissexy